Picking up stars? Possible!
They are beautiful, unmarried and rich... Inaccessible? Not really, since they are sometimes in need of love, rather alone, tired by the Show biz. The whole thing is to know how to meet and not "flatten" to them.
As you're nice to me, I'll tell you how:
Call her agent to ask him his filly program. When it does a show, sign up as a spectator, and go lurking behind the scenes, you passing with the technicians for a trainee Manager. (you can even rent a blue overalls, and walk with a Kit tool with one hand and one drill Sander on the other). It is unstoppable, and you will thus encounter the star that you are perhaps in your bed. Of course, drop the autographs; they need to be dominated or at least to be on an equal footing with their suitors. Do not tell them: "I've seen all your movies", it has been said 100 times. Find something of marginal to tell them when you come across, the smile from ear to ear, style:
• You know, the stars are lonely... You would like to deliver me from my loneliness in inviting me to eat?
• I'd dredge you, but I was told that it was not. And you, you wouldn't invite me to the restaurant?
• I'm a paparazzi, you haven't seen my camera?
• Hello, I am the producer of the young and the restless. Seeking a figurant, it looks like you?
The best is still to improvise, to pass for someone else (the son of a star, the brother of the owner of Maxim's, or better, the cousin of a leading producer of long film.) and eventually admit, laughing, deceit. Without exception, you can never break the ice if you talk to them for their work, their works, their careers. Entertain them, take them to the Carnival, in the bois de Boulogne to the boat and, in the middle of the Lake, stop your skiff to make them a bouquet of wild flowers.
If you make, you will find your exploits in magazines!
They are beautiful, unmarried and rich... Inaccessible? Not really, since they are sometimes in need of love, rather alone, tired by the Show biz. The whole thing is to know how to meet and not "flatten" to them.
As you're nice to me, I'll tell you how:
Call her agent to ask him his filly program. When it does a show, sign up as a spectator, and go lurking behind the scenes, you passing with the technicians for a trainee Manager. (you can even rent a blue overalls, and walk with a Kit tool with one hand and one drill Sander on the other). It is unstoppable, and you will thus encounter the star that you are perhaps in your bed. Of course, drop the autographs; they need to be dominated or at least to be on an equal footing with their suitors. Do not tell them: "I've seen all your movies", it has been said 100 times. Find something of marginal to tell them when you come across, the smile from ear to ear, style:
• You know, the stars are lonely... You would like to deliver me from my loneliness in inviting me to eat?
• I'd dredge you, but I was told that it was not. And you, you wouldn't invite me to the restaurant?
• I'm a paparazzi, you haven't seen my camera?
• Hello, I am the producer of the young and the restless. Seeking a figurant, it looks like you?
The best is still to improvise, to pass for someone else (the son of a star, the brother of the owner of Maxim's, or better, the cousin of a leading producer of long film.) and eventually admit, laughing, deceit. Without exception, you can never break the ice if you talk to them for their work, their works, their careers. Entertain them, take them to the Carnival, in the bois de Boulogne to the boat and, in the middle of the Lake, stop your skiff to make them a bouquet of wild flowers.
If you make, you will find your exploits in magazines!
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