5 Tips On How To Pickup The Hottest Girl in the Room

5. Whatever you do, don’t be a pansy:
It’s easy to overdo the confident look but that does not mean you should be the cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz.  The easy mistake (in not wanting to appear arrogant) is to come off as a passive, low self-esteem, friend type of guy.  No one wants to be “the friend”. Don’t be overbearing, but definitely make it seem like you’re feeling good about the interaction. Smile, laugh, and give her the impression that you’re always having a good time.

4. Whatever you do, don’t be boring…be funny:
Laughter really is the best medicine, as everyone knows. It is also the best aphrodisiac this side of the Spanish Fly (and much cheaper.) If you prove yourself to be funny and likable, then you will prove yourself to be good company. Instead of just walking up to her and blurting your name out, it’s much easier to first establish yourself with a joke and then move into the “getting to know you” talk.  This however comes with some restrictions…

3. Whatever you do, don’t look desperate:
To some degree, this ties in with number 5, but it still warrants its own point. If you come across as needy, then you won’t be seen as the love stallion that you are. Instead, you’ll look like a cuddly, sad, pathetic puppy. Lacking any confidence and acting dependent to a random stranger you’ve just met, is like screaming, “please love me!” And that is behavior best saved for the lawns of ex girlfriends.

2. Whatever you do, don’t put up a front:
You are not the most interesting man in the world. Ordering a Dos XX and trying to speak French in a Russian accent is not going to work. Unless you’re hitting on someone at a cast party, your theatrical prowess might be taken as dishonesty.  The same goes for pretending to be interested in things that you really aren’t interested in. After all, if you both don’t have some common ground, then what on earth are you trying to hook up for?

1. Whatever you do, don’t assume that any list like this holds all the answers:
Although these recommendations are based on discussions from the knowledgeable Leftos community, no holy grail type scripture exists for picking up a beautiful lady.  A lot is based on working in the realm of the theoretical. Believe it or not, women are not theoretical, even though they tend to love Rent and Soap Operas. Women are very real, complex people and as a result, there is no single list in the world (even those written by geniuses like us) that can fit for every situation. Flirting has always been a complicated issue, even since the days of the caveman when it was considered disrespectful to pick a fly out of of a woman’s back hair without permission. Things might be more civilized but they definitely aren’t simplier .